You are the Plug. You are a cool person. You once kissed someone famous. Or one of your ex-lovers will soon be famous. You consider yourself "street-smart". In high school you once said something mean to your best friend just to show them that you didn't need to be nice to them all the time. You have themed playlists. There are certain foods that you pride yourself on never eating. There are certain people that you pride yourself on never speaking to. You wonder if you want to make people laugh or if you want people to think that you're funny. Some easily-righted thing has been askew in your home for months. You are sometimes very conscious of which outfits you've worn in what company. You wish you drew more. You wish you played more games. You think you value truth more than happiness. You think that you wish you did.